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I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Rose is red. And sky is blue. My love is true. Only for you…
I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
Life is short, chat fast..!!!
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
Life is short talk fast.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it 😀
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
I am not special, I am just a limited edition.
Time, you can’t keep it, but you can spend it.
Sugar – Honey – Iced – Tea … Guess what it means.
Born to express not to impress.
Smile, and let the world wonder why.
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking
I’m not mean I’m just stating the facts.
Forgive your enemy, but remember his name.
An apple a day will keep anyone away if thrown hard enough.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that’s why I think of jogging every day.
Dear Bad Luck…Let’s break up.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry…
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
I don’t mind going to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is bullshit.
Life is life, no matter the pose.
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Life is short, eat dessert first.
Better never than late.
Don’t find fault – find a remedy.
I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with “Y”.
When all else fails take a nap.
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
Every day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present.
Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.
If you are bad. Then I am your dad.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide – your absence.
You are what you eat. Avoid nuts.
Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one.
Keep calm and go back to sleep.
Buy land. They’ve stopped making it.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer…
Take my advice. I don’t use it anyway.
If you have an issue, get a tissue.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.