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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
I don’t get older, I level up.
I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.
A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
I’m so cool, ice cubes get jealous.
The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body cannot store all this personality.
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine was hit by a truck…
Yesterday I did nothing and today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.
WHY whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?
The first 40 years of your childhood are always the hardest.
It’s never too late to go wrong.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going.
If you love a woman, you shouldn’t be ashamed to show her to your wife.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
I hate how chocolate melts in my hand I mean am I that hot?
Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid.
I have been to many places but my goal is to go everywhere.
I’m trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
Love is relentless, and so am I.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
Alcohol kills brain cells. But not all of them – only those, which refuse to drink.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Toilet paper: highly useful, yet inappropriate as a gift.
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
I’m sorry that I’m not updating my whatsapp status, my cat ate my mouse.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
When people tell me I gonna regret that in morning, I will sleep till noon.
And for the rest of his life he saw the brick flying at him.
Attitude: I work hard. At avoiding work.
Me, Without You? Are You For Real? That’s Like A Fat Kid Passing Up A Happy Meal!