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I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Life is a climb but the view is great, until you fall off!.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Stop the world, I want to get out!
You are the first and last thing on my mind each and every day.
You will forever be my always.
No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
We don’t have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!
The sun loved the moon so much, he died every night to let her breathe.
Dream without fear, love without limits.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
I became stupid once, that’s when I met you.
Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.
Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.
I earn a lot, but get little.
Keep talking….. I’m diagnosing you!
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window.
I’m not dumb, I just think less to avoid all the headaches.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
What is the speed of dark?
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
We need to sleep more.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!
I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
It’s not about how you look it’s about how you see.
Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 10 years in a row now…
Eureka ! Eureka !
Be a warrior, not a worrier.
Where fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Fragility, they name is women.
A thing of beauty is joy forever.
Truth and non-violence are my god,
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.
You cannot play with me unless you blow me. –Balloon
Time flies whether or not you’re having fun.
It is not monsters or demons that scare me, it is people…
Do fish get thirsty?
Again and again are boredom…
Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
She’s so fake. If you look behind her neck, I bet it says “Made in China”.
No flower is old…. Unless its artificial.
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
So tired from doing absolutely nothing all day.
Where words fail, mu$ic speaks.…
Forget yesterday – it has already forgotten you.
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. The kids, the drunk, and the angry.
A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I shall be remembered.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Our conscience is clear- we don’t use it.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
If you can’t buy a person, you can always sell him.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’ ?
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
If I was a flower growin’ wild and free all I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
Be as quick to KNEEL as we are to TEXT.
One small positive thought can change your whole day.
Things take time so just be patient.
When it rains look for rainbow. When its dark look for stars.
Great things are done by series of small things brought together.
It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.
Every man dies, but not every man lives.
Let whatever you do today be enough.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
Stop wishing. Start doing.
I do it for the joy it brings.
You can go to work or you can be the boss.
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Look inside yourself, you haves more than what you have become.
Make it simple but significant.
An idea came to the mind, and now she’s searching for the brain.
The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.
Do you need space? Join NASA!
Answers are what we have for other people’s problems.
I didn’t fall, the floor just needed a hug.
If the parachute didn’t open, don’t jump for the second time.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
True friend is the greatest of all blessings.
God friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to live.
Talking to best friend is sometimes all the therapy you need.
When you find your best friend, it’s like finding the other half of you.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Good friends are like snowflakes, all different and all beautiful.
I have learned this along my journey: letting go doesn’t mean loving less.
Side by side or miles apart friend are forever close to your heart.
There are 7 days in a week, but no fun at all.
I’m so done.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil.