Whatsapp is the leading messenger application. It is used to send messages and share your whatsapp status ideas with friends. Status speaks your mind and if you want others to know what’s in your mind and add creativity to your status then this is the right place, we provide the latest set of whatsapp status ideas which can blow the reader’s mind
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I get time to think of them.
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. 😀
I’m not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y.
I only do what the voices in my head tell me to do.
The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU are “Salary is Credited”..
If someone is spitting behind you, it means you’re in front.
My neighbour’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
I speak two languages: English and Body
I am easily satisfied with the very best.
Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver.
If nothing in life is free, why do they make samples!
The only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
The device will work much better, if you turn it on..
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics.
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
Everything is rightly confused.
What the heck does the “Z” in “LOLZ” mean…”Laugh Out Loud…Zebras?”
Laughter is the best medicine but if you laugh for no reason, you need medicine.
Nobody likes change, except a wet baby.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I never exaggerate. I just remember big.
Friends know your last name, but best friends know your middle name.