Whatsapp is the leading messenger application. It is used to send messages and share your whatsapp status quotes with friends. Status speaks your mind and if you want others to know what’s in your mind and add creativity to your status then this is the right place, we provide the latest set of whatsapp status quotes which can blow the reader’s mind.
Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
Sleep all your troubles away.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defence.
I like those having national hearts and international minds….
It’s not too far, it just seems like it is.
Be so good they can’t ignore you.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
I don’t fix into boxes, I make art with them.
Experiment. Fail. Learn. Repeat.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
When there’s a WILL, I want to be in it.
Your life is your story. Write well. Edit often.
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
Totally available!! Please disturb me!!
Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.
After Tuesday, even the calendar says “W T F”.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
Even the darkest hour only has 60 minutes.
The trick to aging gracefully is to enjoy it.
It takes a fool to know a fool.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I’m not in a bad mood, Everyone is just annoying.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
Trust in God, But lock your car.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffe-Ring.
Man is always a dollar short of his riches and a minute short of his life…..
If at first, you don’t succeed..Keep flushing.
We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.
If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.
Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
The past is never equal to the future.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
You’re the reason I wake up every day. Just kidding I have a job.
It’s never too late to go wrong.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
A woman is like a tea bag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn’t have given you any worse advice.
If you are player then I’m the GAME.
Insult and wife are somewhat similar….They always look good…If it is not yours.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Be true to your work, your word, and your friends.